- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

Have you heard the one about Tony Hawk's brother Mike? Neither has he, considering Tony Hawk only has a brother named Steve.

Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

men's rights activists

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

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