- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

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What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

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