- Anti Joke

so theres a plane, inside the plane are 500 solid bricks one falls out, how many are left? 499 What are the three steps to putting an elephant into a refrigirator? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, close the fridge. What are the four steps to putting a dear in the fridge? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer and then shut the fridge. It's Simba's birthday, what animal isn't there? The deer. its still in the fridge. a lady is walking across a street, she suddenly falls to the ground why? Because the brick hit her in the face. (:

What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

Why did the little girl miss 7 straight days of school? She died.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

Knock Knock, Who's There? Not Ann Frank because she died in the Holocaust along with 6 million other innocent people.

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

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what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

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What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.