Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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What's 9+10? 19

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances they had to go home early one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends

a little boy goes down stairs on xmas day he has three presents the first one was a pair of socks the second one was a football and the third one was shin pads the boy was now crying really loud santa is outside laughing why? the boy has no legs

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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