- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

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