- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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womens rights.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

Ready for something funny? nothing

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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