A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

Knock knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? If you really think about it, it's really now

what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

What do you do when you see an ostrich playing tennis? I don't know as I have little experience in the areas of ostriches or tennis. Frankly, I'm not quite sure why you're even asking me

Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

Weaner

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

Men's rights

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

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God is real.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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