- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

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I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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