WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

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How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

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A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

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which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

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Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

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In my country we don't swim, we drown.

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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A man goes into a butcher shop and says, "I bet you 350 euro that you can't reach that bit of meat," indicating a cut of beef hanging above him. The butcher looks up and says, "No way." The man says, "Why not?" And the butcher answers, "I have a huge gambling addiction, after losing my family to it, this job is all I have left" The man leaves, ruing the silly bet he had placed.

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Wife: Where were you all night. Husband: Cheating on you with your sister

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My dick

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A cat ran into the road...I hit it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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