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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

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