- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

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