what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

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What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

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why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

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Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

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Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

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What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

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You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

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Turkey Balls

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What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

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Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

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sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

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