Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

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Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

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What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

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So these two girls have a cup .

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Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

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A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

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Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

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Hi i want a cheeseburger and a small fry, said bob. And then, said the guy taking the order. thats all, said bob. And then, said the guy. Ummmm ok well i take small coke, said bob. And then, said that guy. Thats all, said bob. and then, said the guy. whatever i'll take a milkshake, said bob. And then, said that guy. and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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Why did the boy not eat his ice cream? He was addicted to self afflicting. The blood from one of his newer slashes oozed out on the cone which being wafer slowly got soggy. At this point the ice cream slid out of the cone as it was soggy and as he went to eat it, he found an abssence of ice cream. After this unprecedented occurance he gave up with his self harming, so all was good.

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Say you are caught in a net with 10 other people in said net at a construction site. A pair of scissors are right next to you and everyone said to use the scissors. But instead of using the scissors, you use your teeth in risk of a broken tooth.

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What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

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whats funnier then a children's hospital..... it catching on fire.

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Why didn't the boy eat chocolate yesterday Because he was allergic.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

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Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

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Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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