- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

womans rights...

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

why dont they make black forks

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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