- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

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