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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

Why did the dog die? He was old

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

Knock knock It's open, come in

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

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