- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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