what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

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Why is this joke funny It isn't

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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A rapist walks into a bar He orders a drink He wakes up the next morning naked on a hot chick He leaves not realizing that he is nude and is promptly escorted by the police to jail

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

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