Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

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How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Betty Betty Who Betty Sue Never heard of ya I'm here from the management. You have a present. I don't care, we don't take kindly to you city folks. But Sir, If you don't take this I will have to ask you to leave. Well what is it. It's your bill. Knock knock Who's there? Cowabunga! Cowabunga Who? Moo Moo alalalalalal woohoo i'm so high

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

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what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

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So a bar walks into a man...

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A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

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Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

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whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

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Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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