- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

Pain Olympics.

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

Hello.

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

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