Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

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A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

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When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

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A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

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What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

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A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

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What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

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Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

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Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

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what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

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Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

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What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

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Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

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Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

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How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

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What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

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What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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