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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man goes to his doctor and asks: ""What is wrong with me doc? One moment I think I am a teepee, the next moment I a, a wigwam." To which the doctor responds: "I have told you several times sir; you have stage IV pancreatic cancer."

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

A man penetrates another man.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

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What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

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