- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

White NBA players.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

A Chinese man fails a math test

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

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Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

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