- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

this website even though its hilarious.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

A rapist walks into a bar He orders a drink He wakes up the next morning naked on a hot chick He leaves not realizing that he is nude and is promptly escorted by the police to jail

Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

women's rights.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

asians have slitted eyes lol

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