Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

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Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

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What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

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A cow walks down the stairs. Not really. They are incapable of walking down stairs. It actually died on the roof.

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The moment where Perfect Cell returns declaring he has become "even more perfect" There is no level above perfect :P But sure Cell, strive to improve further on your "perfection", oh he is dead nevermind. Still my favorite character, narcissist, with a touch of class, and a sadistic personality, what more can you wish for?

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A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

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Why did the boy run down the road? Because he was being chased by a tsunami

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

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whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

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Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

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What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

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A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

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I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

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How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

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A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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