- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

Q What did the Whale say to the Giraffe? A Why are you in the ocean?

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

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