Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

Knock knock... Home invasion

We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

I <3 Hitler

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

João Duarte reads this.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

like if your cool

Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

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