- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

Chuck Norris is so strong, he can probably lift more than 80 pounds

NEVER

Jesus walks on water, Humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans, Therefore i am 70% Jesus.

Were do seamen live under the sea? A submarine!

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

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