Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

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What's the difference between a pair of slippers and a pair of dead babies? Essentially nothing.

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

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A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

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Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

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What do we call Osama? Osama

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

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What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

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What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

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Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

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Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

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Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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