- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

Women's Rights.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

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