- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

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