What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

Sarah Palin.

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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