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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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