What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

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Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

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Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

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What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

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Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

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guess what? bannanas

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Hey, in case you are around and still wonder how he got out. Anonymous tip from yours truly, if he had remained there, you would all have taken the blame. Just stay away from the deep web, and I wont be forced to come get all of you as well. For a long while I was suspicious that you might have been leaking information regarding me and all of us, but then the rules changed and information regarding Point Zero, subtle hints and such, began spreading, it has been removed, nobody will know what Intel was sold, so yeah, he was a mole, he is no more, for this I am sorry.

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A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

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Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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