*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

a man makes a bad joke

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

Chris Bosh's neck

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

Ben Corbishley

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

A fat guy!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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