Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

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If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

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