Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

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Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

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Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

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U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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