- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

quantum physics?

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

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