- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

Jesus Christ

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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