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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

Allah walked into AK Bar

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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