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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

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Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

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