hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

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