- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

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Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

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