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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Flowers are colors Love me

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

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