What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

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What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

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Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

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Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

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Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

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You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

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A wise man once said a journey of a thousand steps starts with one step. The wise man also smoked weed and starved to death in a cave.

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Jehovas Witnesses: Summer vacation edition reality show: BItch: Do you know Jesus? Guy: Goddammit you A*Beep*SSHOLES again! I keep telling you all this is m0thertrucking Spain, I know like 500 Jesus`s living in this town alone! *slams door* Moral: Everybody knows at least something about the goddamn Jesus! Ill try asking "Is he the guy that lives downstairs?" Next time and see what happens.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

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What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

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Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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