- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

Hello.

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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