A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

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justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

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What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

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Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

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Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

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A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

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What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

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What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

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Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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