whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

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knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

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if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

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what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

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Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

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RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

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What happened to the fish? It drowned

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A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

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Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

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What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

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Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

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A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

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-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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