I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

your mama's so fat... that's it

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

what did one computer say to the other .........

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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