Roses are red. Violets are blue.

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

No your aunties a joke

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

I have cancer. And you're next.

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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