A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper

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What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

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Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

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Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

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What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

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how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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