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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

One, two, three, four and five

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

your mama's so fat... that's it

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

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