- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

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