- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken had just escaped from the slaughterhouse where he witnessed the brutal decapitation of his entire family and in his heightened emotional state was unable to map out a safer and more sensible route.

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

12 in general

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

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