- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a dog from digging up your garden? Every time it does so, shout at the dog so it knows it has misbehaved. Keep doing this and the dog will eventually understand the error of its ways.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

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