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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

When life throws knives at you, run away.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

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