A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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A man said to another man," you are so stupid you climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side." The second man said," well you were on this side of the wall and I'm going to kick your ass." The second man had been drinking that night.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

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Boy: Hey girl see these arms? They are just dying to be wrapped around you! She stabs him dead End of story

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A man with a broken arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I broke my arm, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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Why didn't Sammy Robertson make the world series catch to win the series in 1977? Because Sam, like many many discouraged teens in America, didn't follow his life long dream and later became a janitor at his hometown middle-school.

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you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

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What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

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Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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a man dyslexic into bar walks a

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

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Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

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what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

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Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

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what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

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THEN WHO WAS FONE?

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Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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