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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

All of these jokes are about white people

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

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