There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

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Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

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Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

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Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

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Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

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How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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josh sucks polish adams dick

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A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs __(___ |____| O O -

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

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what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

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Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

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