How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

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Indians

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Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

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You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

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Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

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Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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will you like this joke my sources say no

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

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What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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Anti Joke

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