What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

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You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

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Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

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Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

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What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

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What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

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Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

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knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

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Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

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Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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