- Anti Joke

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

kill yourself....with a cigarette

A man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" he replies: "I was walking with my wife and was mauled by a bear"

last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

A black man offers to take a girl home from the nightclub. As they're sitting in the car, she curiously asks him ''So tell me it's true what they say about black man''. The man sighs and explains: ''Well many people think that we stab, shoot and steal things. Another stereotype that is launched at us is that we have large penises. I however do not steal. My penis is also quite small. After this conversation the girl was driven home safely, and was now convinced that stereotypes are lies.

What's the difference between Stephani and a momma hippo? The mother hippo is slowly but surely losing weight while Stephani is packing on the pounds! :)

What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

what do you call a black man in a police car? either officer or offender, depending on what role he has in the crime.

What's the difference between my mom, and a bag of garbage? A bag of garbage is incapable of contracting aids

Why did the Asian eat so much rice? Because he was hungry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why the fuck he crossed the road, I don't know what he is thinking.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes