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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

What did the man with no head say to the women?

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

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