- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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