roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

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What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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Knock-Knock Come in! ...

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

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What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

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A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

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Roses are red, Violets are violet, If you think Violets are blue you're an idiot because they're called violets for a reason.

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There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

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why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

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How do you make your friends more positive ? Infect them with HIV.

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Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

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What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

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whats a joke

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How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

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A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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