What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

Its behind you like if you looked behind

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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