- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

roses are red poo is poo

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

i'm hard

What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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