When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

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when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

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What are annoying? Ads.

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

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Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

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What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

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How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

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Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

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A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

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How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

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Whats white and sticky? Glue.

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What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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What's big fat and ugly? A monster

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How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

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Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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