- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

Boy: Knock Knock! Girl: Who's there? Boy: It's me, John. Girl: Oh, come in!

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

What do you get when you cross rice flour,vegetable oil,corn oil,cottonseed oil,soybean oil,dried potatoes,corn flour,maltodextrin,wheat starch,modified rice starch,sugar and mono-and-di-glycerides,malted barley flour,wheat bran,dried black beans and salt? Pringles,Multi Grain,truly original

what makes a knight in shining armor a knight in shining armor? he has to have armor and be a knight.

Q: Billy has 47 pieces of cake, he eats 38. What does he have left? A: Diabetes

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