- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

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How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

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