- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

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