- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

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so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

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