- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

If Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Charlie Sheen were in a room together and you had a gun with two bullets, who would you shoot? Well Hitler and Bin Laden are already dead, and Charlie probably wouldn't die. Plus, I honestly don't think I could bring myself to shoot someone.

Why is Helen Keller Blind and Deaf? Because she can't drive!... oh no wait I screwed that up.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

Why did the blind boy cross the road? Why? The world may never know. He was hit by a bus

Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

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