- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

What do you call a man running around town with no clothes on? Naked.

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