Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

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A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

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Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

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What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

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What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

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I'm going to rewrite history. History.

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Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

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What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

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Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

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Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

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There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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