So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

rarw

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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