Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

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bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

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What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

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An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

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Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

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Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

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I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

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An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

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whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

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What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

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Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

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How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

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what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

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MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

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My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

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what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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