There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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