Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

what happened to your carpool? they died.

Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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