How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

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Why is it interesting to watch your mum shower? It's Not, its sick you pervert

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Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

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Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

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A man walks into a bar and gets drink

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Why couldn't Jimmy have his birthday party at the park? Because little Jimmy passed away several months ago from the result of a vicious genocide committed by a man who didn't properly understand the affect that maiming human beings has on the friends and family members of the person; he was sentenced to jail for a fair and reasonable time for the punishment of the crime he committed in the past.

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one day a hippy and a nun wer on a bus, the hippy asks, Will you have sex with me? the none replies, heck no im a nun. the nun gets off the bus and the hippy follows. the bus driver stops him and says, i know how you can have sex with her, she goes to the cemitary at 9:00 every night, dress us as jesus and command her to have sex with you. okay thanks! the hippy says. that night the hippy dress's up as jesus finds the nun and says " i am jesus and i command you to have sex with me. The nun says okay but only anal because im a nun! and they get to it, when there done the hippy takes off his mask and says haha im the hippy, the nun takes off her mask and says haha im the bus driver!! like if you get it :)

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What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

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Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

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A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

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What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

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yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

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whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

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Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

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Anti Joke

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