- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

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whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

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One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

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