What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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I'm funnY!!! Haha pënis

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Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

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Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

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Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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BIG MAC'S

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Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

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Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

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What's the point of going to college? There is none.

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Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

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Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

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What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

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How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

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A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

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My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

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What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

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What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

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What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

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why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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