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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

yo momma so fat, it appears she has two chins

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

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Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

Knock knock Fuck off!

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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