What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

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Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

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What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

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What is older than history?

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An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

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Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

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A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

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What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

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I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

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What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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