- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

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