Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

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What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

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Knock Knock the door's open, come in

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What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

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"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

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whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

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Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

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Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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Why did the dog die? He was old

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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