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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

ever tried african food? they neither

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

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