What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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