What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

Yellow People !!

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

penis. nuff said.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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