- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? hope

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What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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