Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

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Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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