What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

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Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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