- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

Why so serious ?

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

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