roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

guess what what ...

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

asians have slitted eyes lol

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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