- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

You know whats annoying? Steve

What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

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