- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??