- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

every cloud has a silver lining

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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