Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

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What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

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What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

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A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

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How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

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What's long and black? A long and black object.

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Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

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In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

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Q:What is yellow and has wheels A: A banana I was joking about the wheels

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a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

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everyone lies especially if they said agree to terms of service

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You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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