Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

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Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

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An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

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What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

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Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

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Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

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Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

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What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

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A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

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Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

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What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

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good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

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why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

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Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

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whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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Anti Joke

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