- Anti Joke

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

Why'd the bird in Ohio fall out of its nest? There was a squirrel that was eaten by a large eagle. The eagle then flew to Ohio and died. Then, a large dog grabbed the Eagles corpse and brought it to his owner. The owner then decided to have it for dinner. Inside the eagle, he found the squirrels bones. He put the bones in a catapult, and sent them flying. The bones hit a car and the car slipped off the road and into a river. Then, a whale put the car on its back and swam to the shore. At the shore, the whale got stranded and sadly died. Crabs surrounded the whale and ate it. One crab then ran away and up a tree. It found a stapler and a rubber dinosaur mask and gave it to a chipmunk. The chipmunk climbed up the tree, stapled nuts into the birds eyes and stapled the rubber dinosaur mask to its face, the bird got scared, and then all of the sudden the chipmunk stapled itself to the birds back. The birds family then came and shoved the two out of the tree because they hated chipmunks, and their son Timmy the bird was a disappointment. The bird and the chipmunk fell and died. That is why the bird fell.

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack edition. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And then does not even have four quarters to his name.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Across the street was a strip mall containing a dry cleaners where he had to pick up his suit for his cousins wedding. The wedding caused controversy in the family considering she was jewish. He had a lot to drink and took a cab home, knowing the dangers of drunk driving in todays society. He had a great time.

Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

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