Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

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What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

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If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

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Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

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What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

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Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

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Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

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What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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What's 8 foot tall and can't breathe? Ryan Eisenhour

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Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, horse, we don't serve your kind here." The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse," says the bartender, "I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse, are you deaf? I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out, knocking over a stool with his tail.

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What is Corey Jacobs favorite kind of sandwich? Big Jumbo Kahona Burger!

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Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

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My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

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What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

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What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

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Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

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Knock Knock who's there docter docter who??? YOU JUST SAID IT DUMBO!!!!!! lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol

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once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

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What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

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whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

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Andoni was here

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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