What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

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whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

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A Jew and a Nazi encountered each other on the street. They exchanged pleasant greetings and carried on in their desired directions.

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

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a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

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A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

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How do you make a baby cry Throw a brick at its face

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

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So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

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what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

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why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

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My grandmother's zodiac sign was cancer, and she was killed by a giant crab.

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

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Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

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So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

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A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

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A guy was beet by his wife.

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ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

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What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

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Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

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guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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