- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Obama = ebola

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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