What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

Eric is gay Ha

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

whos on the right track? lady gaga

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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