- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

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