A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

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What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

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Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

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What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

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How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

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a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

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A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

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How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

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Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

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What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

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Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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