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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

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