- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

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