- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

nolan is gay

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

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