How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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A man was mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he look to see if something stuck in the blades. What did he pull out? Nothing, the gas ran out.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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Roses are gray Violets are black Don't judge me I'm color blind>.>

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Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

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Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

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What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

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What do you call a black man at school the janitor

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A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? Yeah..neither did she.

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Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

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If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

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What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

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What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

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Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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