A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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