- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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