What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

who is gay wit mon james cornish

what did the man say to the other man? hey

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

What's the difference between a duck?

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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