Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

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What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

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Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

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What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

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Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

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Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

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When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

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Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

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whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

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Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

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A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

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Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

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What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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