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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

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What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

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