- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

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