How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

What's red and can't speak ? A strawberry

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. *Everyones silent* Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

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Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

This is the concept of anti-joke.

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

A dancer walks into a barre

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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