How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

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whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

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a blind man walks into a wall

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your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

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Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

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How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

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In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

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Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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