Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

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What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

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What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

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Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

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2 boy once went to a party. One boy dared the other to suck all the helium out of a balloon. Today this boy is know as Justin Bieber

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There's a football player who walks into a bar and sees a gay guy. The gay guy says, "So you're a football player, right?" The football player says, "Yes." The gay guy says, "I have a game of football myself. It's called fart football. It's where you drink a mug of beer in less than five seconds and then you drop your pants and fart for the extra point." The gay guy goes first. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds and farts. The football player goes. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds then he drops his pants and before he farts, the gay guy says, "BLOCK THAT KICK! BLOCK THAT KICK!"

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What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

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An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

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a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

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Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

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How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

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If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

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Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

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1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

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A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

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Anti Joke

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