A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

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In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

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You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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What does? 42

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

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What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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