- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

read this sentence again.

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

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