- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

Dubstep CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

How do you make a snake blink? You can't

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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