- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

you will like this because i am black.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

knock knock Goodbye

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

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