- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

binladin walks into the american seals

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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