- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

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A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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