If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

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what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

*knock knock* i have diarrhea

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

A black man walks into a bank with a gun and askes where the safe is then procedes to shoots 3 white men inside of it. Everyone thanks him for stopping the armed bank robbers and he lives out the rest of his life in happiness for he is a hardworking cop and risks his life to save others.

hi im tom. whats your name? joe. hi im tom. whats your name? joe... tom has short term memory loss.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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