Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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You are joking right?

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Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

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How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

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Badabing.

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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