- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a Mexican man are both in a car. Who's driving? The white man who is also in the car with them.

There was a dog and a cat. What happens next? The cat's not there anymore. Neither is the dog. Can you guess what happend? The dog ate the cat, but the cat was his friend, so the dog committed suicide.

ROSES ARE RED FRIENDS ARE FRIENDS, NO MUTUAL FRIEND, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO ADD ME ON FACEBOOK BITCH!

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? I'm sleeping with your wife

What is big, hard, and bushy? My Penis. I lied about it being bushy.

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

Granny porn!

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

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