- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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