life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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