In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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