- Anti Joke

Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

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why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

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Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

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Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

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What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

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What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

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