- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

someone called someone else a frog

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

i like turtles

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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