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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

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