Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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You still alive? I used to be called proteus by the way, but then you disappeared and Neronism or watever its called now turned insane. I mean we killed you man! Out of mercy, you telling me a jacket changed you and everything? Where have you been? Six million followers? And all the shit that has made "moral man" the most lauded thing on Horsehead is you? Mind helping me make sense out of all of this?

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

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Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

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Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

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Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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Anti Joke

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